Monday, March 7, 2011

THE DUMBEST THING MEME



Stevie (over at nicetoseestevieb) proposed a Five Degrees meme of sorts.  Five questions to be answered to give greater insight into the writer’s psyche. The first topic?  The Dumbest Thing you’ve done.

I've done many dumb things, we all have, but this event I thought would give you the best laugh. My boyfriend had had some early morning, pre-work fun and either I decided to keep my metal cockring (see above) on or it wouldn't come off. Either way, I wore it to work where I was managing a watch store with hardwood floors.

I no sooner opened the doors when I had my first customer. As I was showing her her selection, btw we were both on the same side of the counter, I felt a little run down my leg followed by a loud pinging! Fortunately I instantly realized what was happening and was able the get my foot over the cockring before she could see it. I don't know if she saw or heard anything but she never commented and I learned two lessons. The first is if you are going to leave the house wearing a metal cockring, wear briefs or boxer briefs NOT boxers, at least briefs stand of change of catching the ring if it comes off. Secondly, don't leave the house wearing a metal cockring unless it is part of the dress code of your destination.



17 comments:

David Allen Waters said...

heheheee...how cute :)

StevieB said...

It's nice to know I'm not the only one thats had a blowout.

Mark, née Fuzz said...

And by all means, remember to take them off before heading to the airport. You can't count on having your strip search performed by a hot security guard.

becca said...

omg that was seriuosly funny don't mean to laugh but couldn't help it

Mind Of Mine said...

HAHA!

That's a story to tell the grandkids.

Mind Of Mine said...

I have also done this MEME and given you a shout out! :)

Peter said...

LOL, that's too funny!

Cubby said...

That's a great story. I think I'm going to do this meme also.

Sean said...

Becca - I'm glad you laughed, that was the point of the telling the story.

Mind of Mine - Thanks!

Jim said...

OMG! Great strory!

R.J. said...

That is hilarious!

Wonder Man said...

Great Hera!

CJ/Rick said...

My mind is racing-what if the customer was a guy and was well aware what it was. Oh my. What could have happened then.
Funny. At least it wasn't at church.

Lemuel said...

In a strange way I thank you for your post. I thought I was the only one who had trouble keeping such "accessories" on after the party was over.
I was fortunate enough to be wearing briefs and not in a store.

Trickle Down BS said...

That is particularly good advise for those of us who go commando. But then again, my cock rings are made of rubber.

Saludos,
raulito

Ur-spo said...

I've down the boxer shorts/drop the ring routine myself.

mike said...

praise jesus that it fell off!!

You forgot corollary lesson #3 (which I learned the HARD way):

NEVER use a steel ring that is too small! We played and played, and I stayed hard as rock. Loads of fun, so to speak.

A while after play, still hard, now uncomfortable.

1 hour later, hard and hurting, balls the size of a clinched fist.

2 hours later, after soaking in a cold bath with ICE, still hard, now painful.

Hour 3 - steel saw to cut the ring off. Terrifying!!!

Big fan of rubber rings, now.

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