THIS SHOULD BE HIS NEXT AD

A DOGABLY PAWFECT HOUSE GUEST

My sister and her family went away for the week so my nephew's dog, Maggie, came to stay with me. Maggie's a big, very strong girl who doesn't know it and demands a lot of attention. She always wants to play with Truvy and Tramp but they're not interested. Now that she's over two, she's better behaved but for the first two years she was the hound from hell!

During the big thunderstorm they all had to be in my lap. I tried to get the pic
when Maggie had her head on my shoulder.

Visit our other doggie-friends: 

Peter at Tippin' the Scales 

Rick‘s @ Its a Ruff Ruff World 

Buddy Bear @ One Step At A Time,

Ray @ Ray’s Cowboys [NSFW]

and join in all the doggy fun.

COMIC RELIEF

The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn

TMI QUESTIONS: ANSWERS WOULD YOU RATHER

Would you rather...                                             .

1. Have eyes that always smile or a voice that makes people calm?

• When I was 19 I got contacts and it was the first time people got to see my eyes without thick bifocals obscuring them in 17 years. Yes, I started wearing glasses, bifocals no less, when I was 2. It was then that the world discovered my beautiful blue eyes.

2. Have an affair and your partner catches you or your partner have an affair and you catch him?

• Either way it won't matter. If we have agreed to be monogamous then the relationship will be over. To my knowledge I have never been cheated on but the one time I cheated, I ended the relationship. The relationship was basically over anyway, we hadn't had sex in months and if I had still loved him, I would not have cheated. I don't know if he ever found out or suspected.

3. Have better sex or more money? 

• Money. I have gone through long periods of my adult life without sex, as much as 4 years, and I have gone through my adult life with just enough money to live but never enough to say I was comfortable. The sex I've had was good enough but not the money. Maybe more money will bring more sex even if it isn't better. I don't need better sex, just more.

4. Be able to read everyone's mind all the time or always know the future? 

• I'm not sure I could handle knowing the future and the way this question is phrased, I'd always know the future. I'd pick reading peoples minds because that I could control. I would be a great spy and I could get away from it by going to a cabin in the woods or maybe to my private island that my new power would enable me to afford.

5. Your partner have sex with someone else or fall in love with someone else?

•  Love. If I can't have him then someone else should. I can understand love.

Bonus

What one thing, big or small, would you change in your life if granted one wish by a lamp-bound genie? 

• I wrote about this on Friday Fantasy - I would wish for no religion.

Answers posted on Thursdays.

I invite you to:

• use these questions for own TMI posts 
• post your responses in the comments 
• tweet/FB/text/tell to your friends 
• submit questions for future TMI

INAPPROPRIATE iPHONE PHOTO: ROFLMAO!!!

I got this Romney For President donation request today.
This is how I have completed my PERSONAL REPLY.

Of course, I have to provide the stamp!

Redacted because
Romney and the GOhP (Grand Old hypocrite Party)*
don't believe in disclosing donor information.
Or taxes.

* Thanks Bob of I Should Be Laughing

SEXY HOT WEDNESDAY MUG SHOTS: 7.18

All new mugs for you to fantasize and comment over. 

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TMI QUESTIONS: WOULD YOU RATHER...

Would you rather...

1. Have eyes that always smile or a voice that makes people calm?

2. Have an affair and your partner catches you or your partner have an affair and you catch him?

3. Have better sex or more money? 

4. Be able to read everyone's mind all the time or always know the future? 

5. Your partner have sex with someone else or fall in love with someone else?

Bonus

What one thing, big or small, would you change in your life if granted one wish by a lamp-bound genie? 


Answers posted on Thursdays.

I invite you to:

• use these questions for own TMI posts 
• post your responses in the comments 
• tweet/FB/text/tell to your friends 
• submit questions for future TMI

HEIDI KLUM: PROJECT RUNWAY PROMO

Yes. Those are real scissors.

See.

WORLDS 1ST VIRTUAL GROCERY STORE

I read this over on VJ Brendan (luv this blog), loved it and wanted to share it. I could see how this would work and could be a real money saver for stores and time saver for customers. However, I'm very tactile and love to touch and feel everything (minds out of the gutter saith Blobby), it would drive my ex cray-cray, so I'm not sure how I'd really like it. I'd love to see how the order prep system works.

Worlds First Virtual Grocery Store...

Worlds first virtual grocery store opens in Korea, shelves are lined with LCD screens, shoppers tap the items they want and the goods are processed and packaged at the registers ready when the shopper finishes.

LAST DAY TO VOTE

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INAPPROPRIATE iPHONE PHOTO: MANNEQUINS

NICE FORMS
Nike running suits made from recycled water/soda bottles!

GEORGE MICHAEL: WHITE LIGHT (LYRIC VIDEO)

George Michael's White Light is a good way to start the week. It's just the lyrics but the sone is good if a bit too much auto tuned. It's his thank you to all who wished him well after his life threatening illness and a bit of a fuc* you to those who wished him otherwise. Turn the volume up!

INAPPROPRIATE iPHONE PHOTO: I LOVE PIZZA

SUNDAY'S POLITICAL CARTOONS: JULY 15 - PART III